You know, the guys who show up at every unresolved issue thread with (just some of my favorites):
1. "Your GPS is fine because I don't use my own, therefore you have nothing to complain about...and Asus says it doesn't exist, anyway."
2. "Your wifi is fine because mine works fine, therefore yours is fine. I tested mine, I have three bars in my garage, and you should, too!"
3. "All tablets slow wifi to 1 kbs when bluetooth is enabled, my wife's iPad does the same exact thing!"
4. "Your bluetooth is fine! But I don't use bluetooth, myself."
5. "You're obviously an Apple spy, sent by decree of Steve Jobs from beyond the grave!"
6. "You're obviously just a bum who found out he couldn't afford an elite tablet like the Prime, but bought one anyway, unlike me, who can easily afford one!"
7. "All these people are posting about the same problem, after a firmware update...must be "me too!" Iguana-trolls! The fact these posts show up rapidly after the first one hits just couldn't be related to the first post coming up in a google or forum search and attracting others with the same problem, much the same way every post on every topic in every forum works, could it?"
8. "You guys need to stop complaining, or you'll scare the Asus marketing guy away!"
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