Sandlådan 2.0/Blåbärspaj - Prataomvadsomhelstnärsomhelst-tråden

häju som int nå pråblem å förstå nårrlänska int

 

Äntligen vann rätt deltagare :-P

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Ska man dra ett göteborgs skämt då:

-Glenn är sen idag

-Hyseeeeeeeeén é han då?

 

alla är i göterbrog heter gleen och luktar fisk

 

Glöm inte att vi jobbar svart!
Inga problem, Glenn är ett fint namn och fisk är ju gott :-D

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Hmm. Jag vill köpa något.
Kanske är dags för den där nya bärbara datorn nu i helgen. Vad tror ni om denna?
http://www.netonnet.se/art/dator/laptop/laptop-11---14-tum/toshiba-satelliter830-13d/150185.5055/

 

Två tusen till så får du den här: http://www.netonnet.se/art/dator/laptop/laptop-15---16-tum/msi-gt663-415ne/150352.3003/#tabs

 

Jag kan betala 2000 för att slippa de orange lamporna
Glömde nämna att jag var ute efter en slimmad men kraftfull maskin på max 14"

 

Hehe

En göteborgare går in i en porrbutik i Göteborg säger:
- Jag skulle behöva lite persilja!
- Men vi har la ingen persilja här, det e ju en porrbutik
- Nehe, men dilldå!?

 

Mmmmmm såg att Örebromål låg sist.....hehe.... Hur kan det va möööjligt???

Vitsen i ovanstående inlägg är bland det sämsta jag hört....hehe....så dålig att den blir rolig...

 

Haha trevligt!!

 

Skåningar:

- Där bor Göran.
- Görhan?
- Ja de Görhan.

 

Jag vill ha tillbaka min mobil snart! Den har varit borta i nästan 3 dagar men det känns som flera veckor

 

Det ska vara Oskisamska (oskarshamnska)

 

Judging a Texas Chili Contest!

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent:

(Frank Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 --! A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!


Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.
Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne ! peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...

Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, a! nd garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced ! chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?"

Judge # 3 -- Oh God.........

 

Hata allt som här med idrottsdagar att göra! Hade fotbollstunering med skolan i dag och detta är det negativa: vi som är sexor blev slagna av alla utom den andra 6:an och en 4:a, skitmånga blev förkrossade för att de tog allt seriöst, en kille i min klass sparkade ner en lärare/domare och blev diskad och polisanmäld, bussarna hem var 45 minuter sena. Det positiva: vi slog den andra sexan (winning ) och jag pratade med en massa personer i min klass som jag aldrig pratar med annars.

 

Har precis sett Osama bin Ladens siste facebookstatus:
"ﺣﻠﻘﺎﺕ ﺃﺣﺪﻫﻢ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ، ﻭﺍﻟﻈﻬﻴﺮ ﺍﻻﻳﻤﻦ!".
Eller översatt till svenska: "Någon ringer på dörren, strax tillbaka!"

 

I lol'd Jani ;'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Jani vad är det där för saga?

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Hahaha +1